Archive for the ‘Other’ Category

Death comes for you on a trike

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Death comes on a trike

Mind the soap Lance

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Reposted from La Gazzetta della Bici.
Armstrong bingo card

And now from the archives. Issue 1

Monday, August 9th, 2010

I once started a magazine called Cranked. I assembled a small group of friends and thanks to a favorable work environment we put out four issues of local cycling culture focused on Seattle and Portland. After three issues of cheap printing we bit the bullet and put out a large sum of money for issue number 4. Faced with a shrinking economy and the fact that our advertisers were as broke as we were, we decided to put it to rest. We had put out four action packed issues and I felt great with what we had done.

It was a short while later that two of us sold our interests to the last remaining member of the Cranked crew. He put out one more issue and then put it to bed, presumably due to the cost of producing a color magazine with a shoestring budget and small readership.

So four years later I’ve been looking through those old magazines, what I have left mind you, and thought that maybe, just maybe, someone might be interested in seeing what we once did. This was before Cog became the great publication that it is. We did it on our own, without the approval of management, behind closed doors, and on our own time. I’m very proud of what Cranked did for me, and I’m pretty sure the other two are as well.

Disclaimer: Cranked is no longer produced. It hasn’t been in print since 2006, so advertisers and content is way out of date. This is only for posterity. I did this.

Click the image to see a larger version, or click to download the pdf here! All images open in new tabs for easy viewing.

Cranked Issue 1 Cover

Cranked Issue 1 Opening spread

Cranked Issue 1 Contents

Cranked Issue 1 Masthead

Cranked Issue 1 Editor letter

Cranked Issue 1 Who We Are

Cranked Issue 1 Our Northwest home

Cranked Issue 1 Photo spread

Cranked Issue 1 Photo spread

Cranked Issue 1 Seattle is what you make it

Cranked Issue 1 Vancouver by the hands of Jim Hoehnle

Cranked Issue 1 Centerfold

Cranked Issue 1 Polo spread

Cranked Issue 1 Beth Hamon

Cranked Issue 1 Fix that flat!

Cranked Issue 1 A list of unasked questions on a questionable reality

Cranked Issue 1 A list of unasked questions on a questionable reality - continued

Cranked Issue 1 Mobius Cycle

Cranked Issue 1 Molly Cameron

Cranked Issue 1 Seattle Classic Bike Club spread

Cranked Issue 1 Photo and ad

Cranked Issue 1 Thanks and polo spread

This kid rules.

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

My milkshake

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

My milkshake

Obey traffic laws | Thanks for the barfy feeling

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

I-205 bike path.
Obey Traffic Laws

Same path. Farther north. Blurry pictures will have to do, as the stench of old cigarette butts and bus patrons puffing on the path is really hard to stomach, especially after so many beers in the park. Gross.
Makes me sick just looking at this picture

The cutest niece deserves Pilderwasser.

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

She’s ready to ride at three months. Thanks Pilder.
She's ready to ride!

All these goats are retarded

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

I love Mr. Show.

Making the most out of shitty singletrack videos

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Why do singletrack videos always come filled with shitty techno? Man it kills me.

If I were to make helmet-cam videos of trail riding you better believe there wouldn’t be any techno, and the music might be more along the lines of Iron Maiden, Red Fang, Comets on Fire, or perhaps some super stoner metal like The Sword. Not that I’m pigeonholing myself here. Just giving some insight into what really makes mountain biking great. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a fan of the trail beer, the green sticky, and the long days in the saddle. Just sayin.

Here we see good use of a helmet cam, but the music choice is absolutely terrible (sorry if this is your video). Might I suggest watching this with the sound muted, while this plays in another tab?

Because when you can’t ride, youtube is all you got. As for me, this weekend may not see any riding, but I will be floating down the John Day River. Fishing. Drinking. Next weekend however will see some dirty, dirty miles.

Dank is like my security blanket

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Dank in the park

If only I was younger and my bones weren’t solid.

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

Scott Ditchburn “Welcome to the Pro Team” Shr-edit from Subrosa Brand on Vimeo.

Getting rad in Southern California

Friday, July 9th, 2010

I’m from East of LA. San Gabriel Valley. A town called Duarte, or Durock if you’re a gangbanger. I am not, but I do know how to throw signs up. I spent twenty years in the area and yet I don’t feel much attachment to the area. Things change every couple of years, and for the most part, the area I once knew no longer exists. Many businesses that were a part of my growing up have since closed, but the haze still lingers.

So that’s a bit of a downer way to start a post right? Is there anything good to say about the trip south? The title of this post makes it seem like it.

Well here we go then.

Riding in Southern California is different than riding in Oregon. While we are known for our wet roots, my experiences down south usually involve poison oak, sharp rocks, haze, and yet some pleasant flowy trails. The options for riding seem to be less, but the quality is still pretty good. We’re not talking Oakridge here, but I’ll take what I can get.

Fog lifting over the saddle
Santa Monica Mountains. When we arrived at the trailhead, the area was socked in with fog. At the top of the trail it had finally started to lift.

Long live the black market
Most of the trails I’ve ridden in this area are out-and-backs, and this one was no exception. Luckily it was up up up and then down down down. I didn’t bring the Kona with me on this trip and opted to give a geared bike a try. This was a Niner-something that was a blast to ride. I might have to add a geared bike to the stable…

That's some real LA pride right there
The quiet before the fireworks war
A trip home is never over until we make it to East LA. My friend Dave is living in the house his grandparents bought in the fifties. He’s doing all the repairs by himself, living the dream.

two hour fireworks fight
The Fourth of July in El Sereno is amazing. Professional fireworks are cool and all, but watching a two hour illegal fireworks war from the roof of Dave’s house was better than anything I’ve ever seen.

Miller Brewing
The next morning, after waking up in El Sereno we headed back toward the hotel. I was getting picked up by my brother-in-law for one last day of mountain biking for the trip.

Oak trees and poison oak
Marshall Canyon near La Verne. This trail is shared by runners and horses. On a holiday this trail is extremely busy, and this one was no exception. Another out and back with some nice little kickers all the way down. Again on the Niner, which has no problems boosting over logs and spending a few seconds in the air. Good stuff.

It’s always nice to experience riding in different areas. It’s also nice to get back to local trails, and as of this posting I’m headed out in two days. Preferably somewhere a little cooler than Portland. Damn it’s hot.

Living in a cycling mecca

Friday, June 18th, 2010

After putting the Kona back together I felt it would be appropriate to take it on a ride around town. From a 32×18 perspective, Portland bike traffic is insane. It’s not just the numbers that can be overwhelming, but the skill level of the average commuter. I don’t mean this to be an exercise in bitching, but it’s clear that summer is here. The beginning of summer usually reminds me why I really enjoy riding in the winter.

I’m all for more people on bikes, but do I have to be near them?

Now for something completely unrelated. If you were ever into Deep Elm Records, might I suggest this gem from 1998? Hell yes.

Can you move that one pixel to the left?

Monday, June 7th, 2010

After a week of self reflection I’m heading back into the office to slay css dragons. No more programming. All pretty pixel pushing.

Is this some kind of joke?

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Thanks Nate.