Velograph http://velograph.net I got ninety-nine problems, but a route to work ain't one. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:10:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 All these goats are retarded http://velograph.net/2010/07/all-these-goats-are-retarded/ http://velograph.net/2010/07/all-these-goats-are-retarded/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:09:39 +0000 Jason http://velograph.net/?p=816 I love Mr. Show.

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]]> http://velograph.net/2010/07/squaw-butte-john-day-river-oregon/feed/ 0 If you’re going to eat it, make sure you can kill it http://velograph.net/2010/07/if-youre-going-to-eat-it-make-sure-you-can-kill-it/ http://velograph.net/2010/07/if-youre-going-to-eat-it-make-sure-you-can-kill-it/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:42:33 +0000 Jason http://velograph.net/?p=848 I gutted them myself

]]> http://velograph.net/2010/07/if-youre-going-to-eat-it-make-sure-you-can-kill-it/feed/ 0 You’re on your own on the big streets http://velograph.net/2010/07/youre-on-your-own-on-the-big-streets/ http://velograph.net/2010/07/youre-on-your-own-on-the-big-streets/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:38:48 +0000 Jason http://velograph.net/?p=845 Sharrows everywhere but where you need em most

]]> http://velograph.net/2010/07/youre-on-your-own-on-the-big-streets/feed/ 0 Making the most out of shitty singletrack videos http://velograph.net/2010/07/making-the-most-out-of-shitty-singletrack-videos/ http://velograph.net/2010/07/making-the-most-out-of-shitty-singletrack-videos/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:07:39 +0000 Jason http://velograph.net/?p=833 Why do singletrack videos always come filled with shitty techno? Man it kills me.

If I were to make helmet-cam videos of trail riding you better believe there wouldn’t be any techno, and the music might be more along the lines of Iron Maiden, Red Fang, Comets on Fire, or perhaps some super stoner metal like The Sword. Not that I’m pigeonholing myself here. Just giving some insight into what really makes mountain biking great. Anyone who knows me knows that I am a fan of the trail beer, the green sticky, and the long days in the saddle. Just sayin.

Here we see good use of a helmet cam, but the music choice is absolutely terrible (sorry if this is your video). Might I suggest watching this with the sound muted, while this plays in another tab?

Because when you can’t ride, youtube is all you got. As for me, this weekend may not see any riding, but I will be floating down the John Day River. Fishing. Drinking. Next weekend however will see some dirty, dirty miles.

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Shoes on the trail

Bikes put away for the night

Time for a beer

Louis and Jason

Two chicken halves

One last beer before I pass out to do it again tomorrow

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]]> http://velograph.net/2010/07/keeping-things-dirty/feed/ 0 Dank is like my security blanket http://velograph.net/2010/07/dank-is-like-my-security-blanket/ http://velograph.net/2010/07/dank-is-like-my-security-blanket/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:38:50 +0000 Jason http://velograph.net/?p=807 Dank in the park

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